There is a great series of developer reaction posts on The Profound Programmer. I have found myself searching for posts from it frequently, and to speed that up, here is a complete list.

• what the fuck kind of variable name is "data" / you should be incarcerated HD
• if you can recognize that a semicolon is missing just put one in / why does everything have to be my fucking responsibility HD
• there's no fucking way I wrote this / this is awful what the fuck does this even do HD
• why won't you fucking work HD
• this fucking worked in my head HD
• i fucking hate this i hate everything, wait it's working now I love all of you HD
• why the fuck is it doing that how the fuck does that even happen HD
• this is too fucking broken to fix starting the fuck over HD
• single letter variables who the fuck do you think you are HD
• why the fuck aren't you working what did I fucking do to deserve this HD
• who the fuck designed this shitty api what gives you the fucking right
• braces go on the next line you tremendous fuckass HD
• thousands of lines and zero comments merry christmas and a happy bus accident
• when I find out who wrote this I'm going to fucking light them on fire
• server's down (repost) HD
• I would kill every one of you fuckers if I could just finish this and go to sleep
• javascript HD
• who the fuck indents with tabs I hope the sandman fucks you through a mattress
• fucking segfaults
• when I'm sober enough to understand this, I'm going to fucking hate myself (repost) HD SFW
• this code is a monument to all of my sins i'm programmer hitler HD Higher Definition
• two hours and I haven't broken anything yet
• how the fuck could this have ever worked, why does it stop when I have to use it
• fuck internet explorer HD
• have you ever heard of naming conventions what makes you think this is okay (repost) HD HD, no logo
• that wasn't supposed to happen HD
• what the fuck, it worked the first time HD
• one line fix, my ass HD
• why all the one word comments does your project have a fucking word limit HD
• I don't know how to explain source control without waving the gun HD
• copy and paste is not a design pattern how the fuck do you sleep at night HD
• if compiler warnings were pennies, I'd be a fucking millionaire HD
• ruby on rails HD
• this isn't a fucking schema it's a suicide note HD
• haha I'm fucking invincible, fuck nevermind HD
• we learned a valuable lesson today HD
• this fucking worked last time HD
• java
• maybe a clean build will fix it HD
• regular expressions HD
• if you don't test your commits I will bury you HD
• I'm out of coffee and patience HD
• coffee HD
• who the fuck indents with spaces, you should be jettisoned into space HD
• it doesn’t work, but it’s fast HD
• subversion HD
• HTTP/1.1 200 OK HD
• web 2.0 HD
• HTTP/1.1 504 Gateway Timeout
• xml HD
• HTTP/1.1 404 Not Found HD
• I’ve got ninety-nine problems and Eclipse is all of them HD
• nice java applet, fuckass HD SFW
• html "programmers" HD
• who the fuck let you use a computer HD SFW
• design patterns HD
• I hate everything about this, except when it fucking works HD SFW
• race conditions HD
• scala HD
• I’m pretty sure that I’m helping HD
• hey, let me tell you about my startup HD
• debugging will continue until morale improves HD
• but it worked on my machine HD
• who let you do this HD
• firefox HD
• runtime error HD
• how the fuck did I get here whose fucking code is this HD SFW
• what am I supposed to do with this HD
• shell scripting HD
• I don’t remember making this, but it works HD
• ux design isn’t important HD
• import javax.swing.*; HD
• please don’t make me do this again HD
• python HD
• I don’t ask for much just sanitize your fucking data HD SFW
• if I didn’t write it, it’s not my responsibility HD
• /* do not remove */ HD
• if you ask me to debug your code, I’m going to mail you spiders HD
• I’m far too drunk to test this responsibly HD
• have you tried clearing your cache? HD
• side effects HD
• Excuse me stewardess, I speak java.lang.NullPointerException
• great. perl. HD
• well, that was unexpected HD
• BufferedReader reader = new BufferedReader(new InputStreamReader(new FileInputStream("filename.txt"))); HD
• we don’t do things the same and there’s nothing wrong with that HD
• problem solving is an overwhelmingly positive experience overall HD
• ruby on rails is different, but I’m open to new ideas HD
• server’s up HD
• I really enjoy learning from my mistakes HD
• everything’s fine HD
• everything’s not fine HD
• but I’m good at computers HD
• that’s not supposed to happen in production HD
• thousands of lines and zero comments am I being punished for something (original post) HD
• "how’s testing going?" fuck you, that’s how testing’s going HD SFW
• we don’t "need" jquery I wish you were dead HD